Bjork: Whale Fat and varathane

Jim Morrison: Leather, old piano and bourbon

Radiohead: yellowing paperback books and rubber

Tom Petty: hay and gasoline

Young Elvis: diesel exhaust and pickles

Fat Elvis: Meat and gun powder

The Beach Boys: Seaweed and tacos

David Bowie: hair dye and astronaut helmet

Lady Gaga: spearmint bubble gum and pleather

James Brown: Corduroy and chicken feathers

Madonna: Condoms and Formaldehyde

Flavor Flav: coffee and pan cakes

Prince: lip stick, pussy and candy canes

Beyonce: sweat and chlorine

Courtney Love: Crystal Meth, cigarette butts and potato chips